As you can see, these guys are on the lookout for my trailer that I posted for everyone to see on my last post. Looks like they have some kind of ray gun or something. I guess they will use it to shrink our trailer so they can put it in the overhead bin on their flying saucer. Pescky critters, those aliens.
As everyone knows, the bible talks a lot about aliens. I can prove it too by quoting you some bible verses.
As we all know, Moses was an alien, for he said in Ex. 18:3 "I have been an alien in a strange land."
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Duet. 14:21 "Ye shall not eat of any thing that dieth of itself: thou shalt give it unto the stranger that is in thy gates, that he may eat it, or thou mayest sell it unto an alien."
OK, moving ahead here, did you know that Job was an alien?? Look at Job 19:15 "They that dwell in mine house, & my maids, count me for a stranger: I am an alien in their sight."
How do you like that? Here's another great man of the bible that we all love, but didn't know that he too was an alien. That is King David. Look what Ps. 69:8 says, "I am become a stranger unto my brethern, and an alien unto my mothers children."
I sure hope no one gets all bent out of shape at this funny look at the old King James language of the bible. Come on, people, lighten up a little, it's going to get worse anyway.
Now if you needed to plow your field, & were short on help, guess what? You could always hire an alien. Look at Ish. 61:5 "And strangers shall stand & feed your flocks, and the sons of the alien shall be your plowmen and your vinedressers." Not only would the aliens help, but their sons would help too!! Wow! I wonder what their sons were like??
Now for all you homeowners, look out for aliens, because the aliens are going to take them over.
Look at Lam. 5:2 "Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens."
In the famous book of Hebrews we see that aliens even had armies. Heb. 11:34 "Quenched the violence of fire, escaped the edge of the sword, out of weakness were made strong, waxed valiant in fight, turned to flight the armies of the aliens."
Now, for the last & final verse in the bible that talks about aliens, this may come as a shocker to everyone, but this is the truth of scriptures. We were once all ALIENS!!!!
Look what Eph. 2:12 has to say. "That at that time ye were without Christ, being aliens from the common wealth of Israel, & strangers from the covenants of promise, having no hope, & without God in the world:"
OK, like I said, I hope no one gets all bent out of shape & says I've twisted the scriptures, or some silly thing like that, but if we can't have fun, what good is life?? We all need a good laugh, & not take things so seriously, because things are going to get a lot worse soon.
OK, more pictures of our trailer.
This is our lovely KING SIZE bed. I love it! My wife sleeps so far away in the bed, I have to phone her just to talk to her. Here below is a look at our bedroom from my point of view. Actually, this is my little side of the bedroom, all that I possess. This is my spot. All the drawers under the shelf & the closet on the right. All the rest belongs to the aliens, or rather, my wife. Sorry! As you can see, I have a picture of a sweet angel holding a dove. Beautiful!
Here is the lastest pictures of your dear sweet alien watchers. Anyway, I'm having trouble with this slow internet speed here at the Thousand Trails for uploading pictures. Anyway, I hope you enjoy them.
You'll have fun. Until the next post.
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The returning of Jesus is the returning of Celestials and Celestials are often referred to as Aliens ....
Many are to leave this Earth at the appearing of Celestials and Through A Portal of Time which can be verified by the Bible ...
Though Bible verses are beautiful in their concealing of wisdom, their visual perceptions yet remain in great era …
not only should one’s perception of bird wings on the back of flying individuals, be envisioned as Winged Air Ship Filers of advance technology (similar to known UFOs).
But as in 1st Thessalonians chapter 4 verse 16 & 17, so much in the Bible is spoken of in parable wordings. As for example, this verse reads;
(16)For the Lord Himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first. (17) Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
applying the right meaning to specific words, will form the advance understanding intended for Humanity when Minds were capable of understanding;
Lord = an Archangel Satellite Facility of Great Power positioned in an arc line of descent to that of a Head Governing Power Source which controls portal entry
heaven = an upper open area of an enclosed pocket of space
shout = a loud atmospheric noise
voice = the vibration of a composed arrangement of frequencies sounding off
archangel = a Satellite Host manually controlling portal openings
trump = the highest held frequency tuner which controls the opening of portals
God = Head governing Power Source
dead = completely drained of charged ions
in = within the time period before
Christ = the Satellite Transmitter for Divine renewing of Charged Ions
Shall = during a certain period of time will surely
Rise = increase in plasma quantity and frequency acceleration
With the applying of these specific word meanings, the scripture can now be visualized as; A specific Archangel Satellite Host positioned in an arc line of descent to that of a Head Governing Power Source which controls portal entry, will be visibly seen as this great and powerful Satellite Host open up a portal entry linking both an enclosed area of open space; and that the portal passageway will extend all the way down unto Earth’s moon.
But verse 17 tells how not only will a people of Faith on the surface of this planet be taken up at this time, but they will be taken up together with those celestial colonies concealed in clouds which are transparent areas floating in Earth’s upper skies …. All will be taken to meet with this Archangel Satellite Host and this Satellite’s accompanying Fleet of flying crafts.
So you see .. To wait on Jesus of Nazareth … is to wait on so-called Aliens, which are only Celestial of a Higher Dimensional Reality … to see things in this way .. Pabulum soon becomes solid food …
hahahaha... your picture is the best... loved it
Sod, I don't know who you are, but you sound waaaaaayyyyyyy out there. But that's ok. I hope you understood that this post on aliens was just a joke, a spoof on the word "alien". I believe the real aliens to be nothing more than fallen angels, with Lucifer as the head of all of them.
Good morning Alien watcher … just how far waaaaaayyyyyyy out there you consider my views to be (literally) may also not be a joke … and your spoof on the word alien in the bible may have just been a spoof that backfired (smile) … But Satan is that celestial ‘cast’ from heaven … Lucifer is that fallen Celestial … One was ‘put out’ because of evil deeds… the other fell from heaven due to a counter effect of their actions to ascend higher than their God given position in the heavens …. Satan and all of this celestial colony are those temporary overlords who are perpetrators of the Good White Light of Energy, and deceivers of this world … generations after generations, reincarnations after reincarnations … celestials walk among us with faces as our own … our lives are so intertwine with celestials that you can’t bring down one species without bringing down the other … they know of us … we have just been kept from the truth of them … they could be your doctor, your lawyer, indeed they are your government ….. So a joke is not a joke, and a spoof is not a spoof … sorry … take care, be safe and aware …
Hello Sod,
I don't think you are too way out there, I too know that Satan/Lucifer is the fallen angel who rules this world. What most people consider aliens, I think are nothing more than fallen/bad angels. They don't come from outer space, but another dimension.
If you will read all of my previous post you will see where I stand on this issue. I list a lot of sites I go to & read. I don't take any one web site to be the "gospel truth", I think they all have something to contribute.
I do believe the deception is very wide spread in our society, both here & abroad. It stands to reason, because Satan is the "god of this world." (2 Cor. 4:4) He said to Jesus that it, (this world) was delivered unto him, & Jesus never denied that statement.(Lk. 4:6) But I believe that Jesus is the rightful heir to this world, & that Satan got a foothold when he deceived Eve & caused Adam to disobey. I believe Satan was once in charge of this world, the head of other angels who lived on other planets in our solar system. But through his rebellion he lost the right to rule, but he got back in.
Anyway, like I said, read my previous post & you will see where I stand on these issues. I really don't disagree with you, I think we all are entitled to our opinions, & yes, I think that they are only "opinions". One day, when we leave this mortal body, & join the other celestial creatures, we will know the truth.
I write my post mostly for my family, (we have lots of children & grandchildren). The reason I put this post as a spoof was to get a reaction from people. Plus, people like pictures, & this is going to be a picture blog mostly so our family (our kids) know what we are up to, with some words of wisdom thrown in along the way about the dangers of the "great deception" that is coming our way.
I suppose there are other people who read my blog, since it is public. I hope you enjoy it.
Hi again, and best wishes to you and your family … I have 11 grandchildren and one great grand on the way … and I enjoy seeing the smile on happy families … I hope you won’t mind sharing this my last comment to your post, since I don’t want to continually intrude on your family blog-time .. So after this posting if you would like to maybe comment your insight on these matter … just come over to my cyber-house any time you like http://sod2008.multiply.com Evelynseedofdavid@gmail.com
And because this is your family site an not so much a public outreach, please feel free to delete this my last post after you consider what is given me to write ….
You said; But I believe that Jesus is the rightful heir to this world;
We must remember …This world is not the inheritance for followers to Jesus of Nazareth … nor followers of the Allah faith or any other followers of good faith … placement in that high Celestial region in which Jesus of Nazareth was from is that celestial House Jesus spoke of when he said, in my Father’s House are many mansions … a celestial House can be identified by the arrangement of a specific star trek alignment … new followers since Jesus of Nazareth’s arrival will inherit dwellings in that Celestial Region … those who are ‘Redeemed’ are already from there and have simply been restored of the citizenship by actions which restores in abundance, necessary ions in the very ‘make up’ of an individual’s ‘energy composite of their Soul’ … such a restoration of ions can be identified in the very character of an individual … and it were those necessary ions which are found in the very essence in which Jesus of Nazareth carried in his Soul and his Aura … Jesus of Nazareth came to establish a link which would deliver a people from this place … a lot has happened which have hindered this goal by works of Satan …
You said; Satan got a foothold when he deceived Eve & caused Adam to disobey … well… the name Satan doesn’t actually appear in the bible until 1st Chronicles … before this, such characters were identified as simply serpent and beast …. The celestial colony of Satan which was that archangel host cast from their high celestial position, is also that colony and celestial host which appeared in celestial history as a serpent … such serpents are actually fiery comments in their passing journey through darken space … but also know, archangel hosts are also referred to as a Lord God … with this in mind I want to point out something very important …
Genesis chapter 3 verse one 1
Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the
field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto
the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of
every tree of the garden?
It was not the beast that spoke to the woman, but that specific Archangel and Lord God that spoke to the woman as this Archangel Host which had been cast out of heaven communicated with this colony (woman) as this archangel traveled on the belly of it’s comet surface until all contaminated energy it carried had been dispelled in space … which was actually the cause of further contamination of ‘Spirit Energy’ …
This will change a lot in ones search for truth … we must always rightly dived the word of truth …
Though Satan colony, Beelzebub and all associated with their colonies could no longer attach themselves to that high celestial alignment … they became a powerful governing force throughout space … then in time through trickery and deceit they became as overlords to this planet and most all celestial associated with this planet …all celestial matters which have being going on since the falling from place of man … have been kept from earthen humanity …. Up till now
Hello again, Sod. I went to your web site, & I see I have a lot of reading to do on your site. It looks very interesting. I agree, we should do all of our commenting on your site. Or you can email me at exploringtruths737@gmail.com.
I'll leave your comment here, that way if anyone wants to check out your site, they can.
Thanks, & you have a wonderful day.
wow, dad, that guy sure put a lot of stuff on here. so confusing. I was going to say I like the way you spoofed the verses. we all know that alien in the Bible and througout history meant foreigner or stranger. And for mr. whoever you are, it's ok to lighten up and have fun. There's nothing wrong with that.
Hi Mercy … you’re right … you’re young and shouldn’t have to deal with such heavy concerns … sorry ….go and have fun .. worry as less and you can … I do have a lighter side to me though … I share this with my grand kids …
LittleTanu
Once upon a mountain top, a distant starship came.
In the distance glowed it’s lights, no two colors were the same.
From this vessel so divine, out stepped a little girl.
Jingling bells about her feet. around her head were pearls.
In her hand, remained attached, a most peculiar balloon.
It danced about her tiny hand, and around her head it zoomed.
Off she went, down that mountain, to an Egyptian village below.
For at a distance, they had seen, that unfamiliar glow.
The jingling of, her tiny steps, had filled the cool nights air.
All the villagers heard this sound, and wondered, who was there ?
Then they saw the little girl, who’s face was blue and sweet,
Her smile was such a tender one, they waited for her to speak.
Being amazed a melody was heard, came not from her tiny face.
It came from her dancing balloon, as it now remained in place.
Didn't quite catch the meaning of that, but anyway.
Hi dad, you look like you've lost weight. I just saw Indiana Jones today, I liked it. I bet you liked it too with all its alien references, etc. It was pretty interesting actually. Hope you guys are having fun, love ya.
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